We used to hate the idea of weddings. We never wanted a big organza and string quartet wedding. When we decided to get married, it went something like this:
N: So, when are we going to do this thing?
J: How about next Wednesday. Isn’t that your day off work?
N: Yes. Cool.
Our original plan was to just head to the courthouse and get married by the court clerk. To our surprise, the county where we lived at that time didn’t offer courthouse weddings. So, we had to look into having a “real” wedding instead of our simple courthouse affair. We wanted to keep it simple and not break the bank because we are cheap. I mean frugal, yeah, frugal. That sounds better.
Anyway, we snuck into a museum and had a guerrilla wedding because the museum officially doesn’t allow weddings, but we figured it was just a few people in the middle of the day on a Wednesday, so it would be OK. It was quite a challenge to find an officiant who was willing to meet us at the museum and perform a no-frills basic wedding service for us. Most officiants wanted a huge wad of cash to perform our service. We nearly had a heart attack when we saw the prices most officiants charge. Not only that, most of them didn’t list their prices up front. We had to email them back and forth before they told us a price. What a hassle. Ain’t nobody got time for that!
We decided that we want to help couples who are a bit off the beaten path get married without spending an insane amount of money. So, we became wedding officiants and our mission is to give you the wedding experience you want at a reasonable price.
So, here we are! Your budget-friendly, DIY, Comicon, nerd, sci-fi, geek, rock and roll, LGBTQ, Ren Faire, alt, Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Pastafarian, Dudeist, non-denominational wedding officiants. We think you’re awesome! Now hire us!